Flawless Responses to a Wrong Number Text
You’re out of the quartet.
You are awesome!!!!
the thing about “destroy all bronies” is you choose to be a brony
you’re not born a fucking brony
you choose to be associated with rape apologists, misogynists, racists, ableists, and homophobic dickhats
so if you label yourself as a brony i’m going to assume you’re a piece of shit, just like literally every other brony
like mlp? fine. call yourself a fan
if you call yourself a brony i’m 100% sure you’re a fucking trash wizard
are you kidding me? fuck you. i call myself a fucking brony if i fucking want because i think it’s a better fucking term than ‘mlp fan’.
sure there are dickheads in the mlp fandom, but all these people literally just assume that is the majority/entirety of the fandom? don’t we get enough crap from what small press we get? do you have to be a dickhead too? no!
i want to be able to use the term brony—- because it didn’t pop up as a response to the bad part of the fandom, it’s a term that was made up by the fandom. so to say i have to ditch that label is dumb.
i’m a brony, not an asshat. don’t make assumptions!
if you insist
Some people think the the British obsession with tea is a false stereotype but let me tell you that one time my mum and I had a massive argument and she made me some tea as a peace offering and I poured it down the sink and made my own cup
sounds more like the american revolution if you ask me
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
As long as we don’t repeat the Hitler gaining control and shit part cuz I heard that was pretty lame.
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
Or, “How You Know You Are In An Abusive Relationship 101”
My mom absolutely refused to let me see this movie and once I actually saw it, i saw why
I actually think I’ve reblogged this seven times
when i was in elementary school i was told by my teacher to stop using exclamation marks for every sentence and that they should only be used for exciting things and i remember feeling confused because i thought everything was exciting
this is the saddest thing I’ve ever read
HOW FUCKING FASCINATING, FATHER.
DO TELL ME MORE.
YOU SO FASCINATING FATHER.
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS POST FOR THREE YEARS TO SHOW TO HELENA AND HERE WE ARE
DID HELENA LIKE IT
I REALLY WANT TO KNOW IF HELENA LIKED IT