My morning routine.
LOOKIT THE TINY FLUFF IT PECKS AT THE KITTY’S WHISKERS BEFORE BURROWING UNDER ITS FACE I AUGH OH NO
It physically pains me every time Castiel has his dreams of a cute fluffy animal crushed.
americans hate americans just as much as everyone else hates americans don’t let our jokes fool you
bitch we hate americans more than everyone else hates americans
cuz you know who has to deal with americans the most?
REMEMBERING ALL YOUR NEGLECTED RESPONSIBILITIES AT ONCE LIKE
Every single time. I hate you, lil shit.
do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned
As a twin yes we do. We also argue over who was the “buy one” and who was the “get one free”.
Jokes on you.
Daft Duck exists.
HOl Y FUCKig n sshIT I CCANT BELEIVE
Anything for science! Hold on I need my Goggles and Lab coat.hold on a second somethings not rightI need to take notes!Alright! I’m all set!
Update: A new development in The Marriage Experiment Number 1.I better write this down
Experiment #25 Are Turtle Necks cute?hmmyes